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Scott Walker - Jackie (1968)

"Hey Agnes, I see yon Jackie Bird left Reporting Scotland  last night after 30 years!"

"Aye.....yer no thinking of applying for her job are ye? I mean what skills do you have?"

"Well I can hit a bare napper fae over a 100ft and pebble dash a newly washed car in under 5 seconds........ what do you think?"

"Mibbe naw!"