haus

'this house needs a roof. a chocolate roof'
sadly I'd eaten half the roofing tiles in a 70's retro eating and snowball drinking binge last night. The Nut wouldnt let up, so we had to go to the supermarket again. I'm pretty sure we stole something because the shopping only came to 6 quid.

'why has is got 3.14 on?'
The nut fully approved of the numbers but Jim doesn't
'it's pi'
"no its not (he goes on to list more numbers but it's realy not intresting)

'but if you mirror 3.14 it spells out PIE'

I win, because I am right. Piepiepiepiepie