You’re awake, I’m awake, rub my belly

I got up at 3am to pee and when I got back to the bed Iggy had stolen my spot and was laying there in full belly rub position, legs all gangly and kicking around. I could see his shiny eyes looking at me (full moon?). And I swear I could hear him thinking “well, you’re up and I’m up, you might as well give me a belly rub. Plus, I’ve got your spot.”
And then later he painted on me with mud.