Look mum no hands

Santa having decided that he is not willing to go out in this weather caught hanging around waiting for the next sleigh. Knowing his luck there will not be one for ages and then three will come at once

As you can tell the novelty of being off work albeit unwell is wearing off. Lynn has deserted me, Marie is not speaking to me and my son, who has a day off work just grunts (no change there).I am starting to feel that I may just be getting under their feet.

To coin a phrase " I ain't a Celebrity but get me out of here".

P.S This Santa was from the 70's and was part of the hippy movement which explains his hair but was partial to one too many burgers.