Encounter

Goose #1:  "Who's that"?

Goose #2:  Name's Buddy"

#1:  "Oh, yeah?"

#2:  "I'm gonna jump him".

#1:  "Ah, don't waste your time -- he's pretty fast."

#2:  "Bet I can scare him."

#1:  "Well, go ahead, have at it.  I'm not getting up."

#2:  "Any minute now....."

#1:  "Whatcha waiting for?'

#2:  "I'm sizing him up."

Buddy:  (muttering to himself) "I could take 'em both if I wanted."

#1:  "Well???"

#2:  "Okay, here I go." 

Hissssss, flap, flap, flap, hissssss.  Buddy jumps up, reverses direction and leaves.

Buddy:  "*&#&%$#(*)"

#2:  "Did you see him jump!?"

#1:  "Yeah, I saw it.  Pretty cool, but he doesn't look scared."

#2:  "I'll get him next time.  I'm going for a swim."


Buddy's "after" picture is in Extra.