In the Picture........

I've probably said this before....but there is definitely something about me that attracts nutters strange people.

Today, a very posh, elderly lady (you know the type - Morningside accent, dressed head to toe in tweeds, faintest hint of moustache...) had a wee chat with me about her prescription, and then suddenly, apropos of nothing, said,

'Do you know my family?'

'No,' I said, 'sorry, I don't.'

'You're very fortunate', she snapped, 'They're all f*****g c****s.'

And with that, she shimmied off into the rain....

I'm still in shock.