Tic off!

This is so disgusting that I think I'm gonna chuck!

Gail does all the feline healthcare around here. I just go pale and hide in the toilet until she give the all clear. This smegger just waited 'til she went to bed to appear in front of me. We don't have a panic alarm. I so need to go onto Amazon and get myself a panic alarm. Apparently the freeze response doesn't last very long. Eventually, you have to grow a pair and face the horror of reality. 

If there's not some kind of domestic medal of valour, then I don't know why I'm still married! Oorah! bitches.