Halt! Who goes there?

Get me. On guard.

Obviously, you can pass but only if you know what the password is.

But I'm not going to tell you.

I may be persuaded to let individuals bearing gifts pass.

But none of that gold, frankincense or myrrh neither.

My kind of wise man carries biscuits, bones and special treats. Ok?

We celebrate today so I may be a bit absent. Happy Solstice everyone.