May contain traces of meat

Burger King, crowning the customer since the discovery that there is a big market for shite burgers dripping with cholesterol.

Since the dawn of time then...
But mankind had to wait until the technological prowesses of the 20th century to welcome the legal sale of reconstituted cows' horns, cartilage, hooves and fat into a flavoured, coloured, salted patty (one that makes Patti Smith look appetizing) squeezed in a seeded bun.

How lucky we are.