It will take more than this...

She said I needed to be smartened up for Christmas. She got me a red velvet, silver trimmed bow tie (very soft I admit). She put it on, smoothed the hair down on my forehead and ordered me to sit for a blip. Well look at the result. She's admitted that while it's cute, the bow tie alone is not enough to smarten me up- so it's a haircut for me tomorrow - a two hour trimming session on the living room floor... but that's fine with me, as long as I'm kept busy with my bone. Afterwards I'll go out on my rounds, a proud and fine looking border.
Mr Dog :-)