Connoisseur accounting

We are a first class company.
We do not just pay our creditors. Oh, no!
We serve them aged payables.
Carefully matured in French oak for up to 12 months.
Like a fine Pomerol. Or a finely crafted organic cheese.

And the vendors complain...

Ungrateful bunch they are!

The 2008 vintage was good.
But 2009 is even fuller of promises. This one should age in fine Chapter 11 casks.