Was that you nibbling my knockers?

As far as I could tell, that was the only dad joke of the whole show. I may have been the only one who laughed, which made it seem quite inappropriate, like I'd construed something filthy from a perfectly innocent line of dialogue. Otherwise, all good clean family fun.

Carnegie Theatre. Dunfermline's pretty over-endowed with pretty little theatres. More bands should play in them. Otherwise it's all am dram and tribute bands, although The Nutcracker's on in the new year and since Ewan and Ellen were in the school's version today, we might take them to see it.