I can't use them

Heard at the car boot boot today:

Man 1: That's a good buy, two bath sheets for £10.
Man 2: I wouldn't be able to use them.
Man 1: Why not?
Man 2: I only have a shower.

From the man who bought the unicycle, the guy wearing shoes that had toes and the etchings in the fence posts I've never seen before (despite going there for years) - you certainly hear and see all sorts of stuff at the car boot!

One woman was selling the most beautiful cards and at 3 for £1, I couldn't resist and spent almost £10 with her.  Anyone need a spare card?!

Quote for today:
If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing.  You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
- Matt Groening