Dark chocolate

What fresh hell is this?

I don't eat Tunnock's Teacakes because they aren't gluten free. The firm ran into a stooshie in 2014 because of its stance in the independence referendum. But our friend and current houseguest M bought a box and I defy anyone not to spend an enjoyable few minutes smoothing out the wrapper whether or not they've eaten, or would want to eat, the confection.

Dark chocolate though. Surely Tunnock's Teacakes aren't supposed to be sophisticated.

Domestic morning for me then off to visit the two month old and pick the big sister three year old up from nursery for a sleepover tonight.