Worra Plonker

Today I managed to do something which caused me to have the weirdest reason to go home; I ripped a huge hole in my dress just under my left boob! (I did consider just walking into Town and buying a new dress to change into, but if you've ever shopped as a woman over a size 18, you'll know that that could potentially take longer than just going home and working from there...) I'm quite annoyed because this is one of my favourite dresses... Gah.