No words to describe this

Well today we had our welcome talk at the hotel and then we decided to see how accurate the tour operators timings were......

Apparently it's only 7mins to the beach - lie!!
Apparently it's only 15mins to the town - true!!
Apparently it's only 30mins to the shopping centre - true!!!

But the biggest lie is that apparently it should only take 10 mins to get back to the hotel from the bottom of the hill - this hill is 800m and bloody steep so I can tell you now it deffinately does not take 10mins to get back up

One things for sure is we needed a good drink when we got back - glad they don't measure their shorts over here!!