The Queen's Speech

Don't forget to watch her tomorrow...

She'll have been jiving with Duke and swigging the Jägerbombs and generally have a royal time of it.

"And who did you say was kissing Santa under the Christmas tree, dear?"

"Oh, it could have been just about anyone Liz, who knows?"

Don't be too harsh - she'll look just great in the 3-D glasses...

"Guards, guards, throw that horrible little blipster, Hirundo in the tower!"