Divine patience

- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot? 
- No. 
- Dad, can we have a parrot?
- Sweet Jesus! Which part of "NO!!!" do you not get?! FFS!!! NO! NO! NO! 
- Please?
- (sob)