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A guy in a classic Porsche pulls up to a full service gas station and orders two bucks worth of gas.  The attendant notices 5 penguins jumping up and down in the back seat.  He says, "What's the deal with the penguins?"  The guy says, "I just found them crossing the road, I don't know what I am going to do with them."  The attendant asks, "Why don't you take them to the zoo?"  "Great idea" he says.
The next day, he comes back for another two bucks worth of gas, and the penguins are still jumping up and down in the back seat.  He says, "Hey, I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."  "The guys says, "I did. They loved it. Today we're going to the beach."

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