Woodwork Creaks And Out Crawl The Freaks

He was probably harmless enough but the pristine army fatigues meant I was keeping a close eye on him. He was muttering on about the Holy Grail or some religious relic or something being hidden in the mountain in Bugarach. Balderdash! Everyone knows the holy grail is on public view in Valencia cathedral after the Monty Pythons found it and brought it there. That makes as much sense as everything else I've heard this week.