For starters

So goodbye, Mrs May. She tried her best, so she did, but she wasn’t really the right stuff at all. No no, so now we’re going to get a true believer foisted on us.
And the front runner seems to be the buffoon described beautifully by Crace as "the thinking man’s idiot and the idiot’s thinking man." Ye Gods. Save us.
He even had the temerity to tweet -
"A very dignified statement from @theresa_may. Thank you for your stoical service to our country and the Conservative Party. It is now time to follow her urgings: to come together and deliver Brexit."
He says removing knife from her back. More slippery than an otter's pocket.*
Anyway, working away in the kitchen getting that grout right before meeting the daughter for lunch. Now that she’s sort of her own boss she can have long lunches! And how very lovely it was to catch up. And in Vesta which is a social bite enterprise her top boss is involved with. Brownie points to her. But no brownie for her - just two starters.
And later, a sit out in the sun with the paper until it got a bit chilly. Not the paper. The temperature. Obvs.

*anon