Christmas Tree Festival??!!

The sign outside this Kirkcudbright church advertises a Christmas Tree Festival within.

Bearing in mind that the area around Kirkcudbright was used to film the wierd cult film "The Wicker Man" in the early 1970's, one wonders if inside the church hall there is a circle of naked fir tree lovers writhing in ecstasy around some conifers, before sucking the sap out of them!