Please don't flush

Worcester mustn't have been very good this year. For Christmas it got flooded. Not only that but the drainage system it spent millions on didn't work, meaning Danny got a call from the Environment Agency last week, asking if he'd sit in this van all day, every day over Christmas, while the pumps pumped the flood water and sewage overflow back into the swollen Severn.

He got quadruple pay and time off in lieu (as well as being on the telly), which is only right.