Extreme Gardening

Another sunny day so I got my arse into gear, mowed all the lawns, got the hedge trimmers out and cut all the hedges. Managed to sprain my ankle right over, absolute bloody agony. Soldiered on and on the last part of hedge my ankle gave way again, I stumbled over and managed to gash a bloody big lump out of my knee with the hedge cutters.
Fuck gardening