'Ark at Me.....

In light of the amount of rain we've had recently, I have decided to build an ark and take to the canal. Please add your names below if you wish to be included in this project.

At present, the Union Canal only goes between my flat and Glasgow - therefore, after a few years, we may get slightly bored with the scenery. So those who can do party tricks etc, will be given preferential bunk beds and extra rations...

The only slight drawback, is my somewhat limited toolkit (see above). This may result in The Ark taking a little bit longer to build than I might have liked - but looking on the bright side, it'll give you time to time to learn some poems with which to entertain us, as we pass the Falkirk Wheel for the zillionth time .....

(And for cynics who think that the corkscrew is not a tool - let me assure you that it most certainly is. There may not be much of a varied diet aboard the SS Cailleach..... but there will most definitely be wine!)