Wellies.....

Why are you wearing wellies I asked?

Because I don't want to get my feet wet said Dave

But the whole point of  wearing your flamingo is that you actually get into the water and float around and get wet

Look, said Dave, it's a grotty yucky day and this isn't exactly a luxury pool in the tropics - this is a mucky puddle in your office carpark so I'm wearing wellies and that's it

Oh ok................