Back to Life

back to reality

back to the here and now yeah

My reality includes the current Mrs Mart giving me heart palpatations and an apoplectic shock.

I forgot that when she cleans the fluff out of the tumble dryer she puts them in the loo.

This morning whilst 'availing myself of the facilities' in the downstairs utility room, I glanced down to check my aim and got the most almighty shock.

I was so pleased it was tumble dryer fluff, I really don't know how I would have described it to the nurse on NHS direct!