Araucaria.

I find the Monkey Puzzle tree a bit annoying. It's got these jaggedy needles like a shark's teeth and the whole thing looks sculpted by hand in some way - a bit false.

Not that I'd say that to it's face. You wouldn't want any unpleasantness.

Look at the size of it's cones! This is a female because the cones are sticking up. The boys' ones hang down. Ok?

Apparently, they can take three years to ripen.