Forgetful

"I never will forget"

I left the house a bit sharpish after work to go out on the bike for some miles, and it was only when I reached into my back pocket to get my phone out to take a picture of the registration plate of some impatient and irate driver that had just cut me up big time...that I realised I'd left it charging in the kitchen. Damn! Still, I decided to press on, phoneless, and had a pretty decent ride out east. And back three and a half hours later.

"I ain't remembered yet"