Arff

Dog heaven. We went skidding through some fresh powder in the woods, they got very excited about all the cross country skiers that were out, then one yodeled: "you're not supposed to walk on the ski trail!" I wasn't walking, I was skidding, mind you. And I was thinking: who died and made you king of the ski trail? Jeez. I've seen people with their sled dogs tethered to their waists, skiing on these trails, so it wasn't about the dogs, it was about me not having skis on, I guess. So I said: "Are you sure it's not you that's not supposed to ski on the walking trail?" Then we both laughed and off he went. He couldn't spoil the walk if he tried.