Owwwww!

Seems to be the the week for injuring myself...but at least I have had my 3.
The first bruise appeared on the back of my thigh from nowhere! The second one (pictured) hurt so much I felt physically sick so I know how I got that one (I walked into the handle on the dishwasher door). Then earlier today I kicked my ankle bone against the bathroom door.
No alcohol was harmed during the making of these injuries