Tio

Well another first in life and I didn't know I had to tick this one off.
The Catalan shitting log. An ancient tradition. Feed it up with food for a few weeks, keep it warm at night and then beat it with a stick whilst singing to it imploring it to deliver nice things and not salty herrings from its rear end.
Fanstastic.
A very different Secret Santa.
Give them independence right now for this novelty of thought I say.
And the wonderful hospitality.