Passport to Puglia #1

At 4.00 in the morning, does every airport resemble the Alien Bar in Star Wars ?

Do all 'priority boarding' lines just allow you priority to queue in a blank corridor for half an hour rather than in the luxury of the (now) empty gate space?

Will this rainstorm ever clear so that we can break free from Boris and the Beanstalk ?

Stop moaning and be excellent you creep, I say snapping out of my moods, you're on holiday...