DaveH

By DaveH

Gnome massacree

Some folk will know that just off Inchcolm, at the piers where the ferries come in, there is a rocky little island called Swallow Craig. Since about 7 years ago, it has become infested by garden gnomes (I think 22 at the last count). I have never made a secret of the fact that I hate them; so I get teased by the co-workers, who have bought a few more gnomes to decorate our staffroom. I think new girl Charlotte is on my side, though. She just bought this classy piece of art showing a unicorn massacring the little blighters. Love it!

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