Unmootivated Blip

Sorry but I'm a bit unmootivated today so you get this udderly cute cow. 

Q: What did the calf say to the silo?
A: Is my fodder in there?

Q: What do cows do in their spare time?
A: Listen to moooosic.

Q: What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with a grumpy cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

Q: What happens when you talk to a cow?
A: It goes in one ear and out the udder.

Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf?
A: Decalfenated.

Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle?
It wants to keep it’s Stockholm!

What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa!

Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows!

Headed to Salem tomorrow....