sat with satsumas

A pulled calf muscle is no fun. I looked it up on the interwebber and learned that:
I did everything wrong to start with so getting better might take a bit longer.
In Oz, the calf muscles are sometimes known as the monkey muscles.
You need a lot of ice - I don't have any - I used it all in the G&Ts.
You have to compress the muscle but it was too painful to go to the shed for the clamps.
You have to elevate the leg - but who wants a leg with a pearage?
You have to wear a wedge under your heals but wedges are so unfashionable - I couldn't
So I sat - with satsumas.
And looked aat t he property pages to see if there was somewhere to buy near Embra. A fixer upper with room for lots of people to join in would be nice.
Too much sitting gies one a sore seat.