Helena Handbasket

By Tivoli

Last Thursday and Friday nights my sleep was disturbed by alcohol consumption. Not my own, but the over-indulgence of others who had then chosen the street below my window for their performance. I had previously contemplated a catapult to deter such activity, but have some qualms about that, so last week I began to research long-range high-capacity water canon. I have found the beast I want and am only awaiting for stocks to be replenished. Meanwhile, I have been happily designing a little something to spray on the wall opposite.

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