Sky High.....

We had a slight problem at work today, which alarmed the Saturday girls and the locum pharmacist.

They phoned me at lunchtime (I don't work on Saturdays) to say that the man who delivers the medicine orders, had dropped a bottle of methadone on the pavement, and what should they do?

Well obviously, apart from all the legal stuff, I told them they had to pour tons of boiling water and bleach onto the liquid until it they reckoned it had gone. I had visions of someone's dog coming along and licking it, or some poor wee birds trying to drink it!

It brings a whole new meaning to the expression 'stone the crows'.....