Parental abuse

There I was minding my own business up the ladder when unbeknownst to me Tricia took a photo and Whatsapped it.
One engineering son wrote back instantly with "Sketchy" and another one with "and someone should be at the bottom of it at all times. Health and Safety 101".I suspect the number was made up. 
Then to cap it, all our roofer - he of the using his crane as a huge toy - came for a coffee, looked at the ladder and said it was the wrong away around. Sometimes I just don't know why I bother.
Still stupidly hot.