Something new

New Hat

I’ve got a new hat,
It only cost a fiver.
Now I can go about like Lady Godiva
Keep the sun off my head
Stop it going red


My new hat is second hand
It’s also pretty green
Funkiest titfer I have seen
I can wear about the streets
Folk will say, “ That’s neat.”

My new hat looks cool
It fits just right
Not too loose, not too tight
Out of all the rest
This one fits the best.

My new hat..wait.
You’re looking quite perplexed,
Maybe even slightly vexed.
The first verse makes you shocked?
Ok, ok I will wear my socks.