Little Guy

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Much to my surprise, when I opened the blinds this morning I saw this young male house finch perched on the patio chair. I'm betting he was staring into the glass door wondering if the bird he was looking at was related to him.

I tried posting this several times on the correct date but there were technical problems with Blipfoto so I eventually gave up.  Haven't had any time to myself because I've been without a caregiver for mom the last several days, which will include today.  I get a break on Saturday but I have a doctor appointment in Tucson (yes, on a Saturday) so not much fun on the horizon.
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WARNING: Keep your mind out of the gutter!!!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. 
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." 
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. 
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. 
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." 
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" 
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."