Temporarily misplaced

Uncle Joseph and Aunt Maggie had invited everyone to their home in rural Aberdeenshire for a few days and I decided I would navigate. Armed with the step-by-step instructions Daddy had printed everything went like clockwork ... until the spelling error on page 5!


"You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
You're on your own.
And you know what you know.
You are the guy who'll decide where to go."

(Dr. Seuss)