'Excellent Canalside Development Opportunity...

... suitable for variety of uses including conversion, extension, etc (subject to planning)'. And so it has been, rather desperately, at least since the Canal and River Trust replaced British Waterways seven years ago. 

We moored here for the night, a few minutes walk from Middlewich. Judging by what I saw of the rest of the town, this 'development opportunity' will remain so until it crumbles.

We moved from F and TH to T and S, found out why Thank you is not Fank you nor Tank you nor Sank you, then we wrote tongue twisters.