Poo Bum

Very traumatic morning.

Poo stuck on my bottom.

Mummy only noticed when I tried to get it off by scooting across the clean carpet.

After an hour of Scissors, cheese, wipes and a bath I am finally clean but sulking in my day bed.

Whats more - mummy put my favourite blanket and my day bed cushion in the washing machine. Where will I sleep now???