Stansted Situations

Stansted Airport. It's a destination in and of itself... If you are looking for the special pick'n'mix treats of:
a) being treated like a criminal by security staff. Who knew that having the items in your hand luggage pinged at you, one by one, with a suspicious yet devilishly devious smirk on the face of the pinger/security team member could be so entertaining (read as: dehumanising)?
b) witnessing/experiencing your fellow humans battle-ramming each other at every spot possible. From the long walk through duty free nonsense, to the cookie-cutter Starbucks, WH Smith, and Accessorize line-up. Not to mention the gates themselves - what a fiesta!
c) realising that there's only 100 seats available for 1000+ people present in the departures lounge... Unless you want to risk getting a telling off from outlet/cafe/restaurant/bar staff for sitting in "customer only" seating!
d) encountering the fact that every official charger point in the seating area is broken!

Joyful travels through Stansted... A TripAdvisor troll's treasure trove!