B-o-o-o-o-o-o-ring.

You may be aware that there are many alternative names for a certain affliction. One of which is "The Russian Squirts". An apt name, since what I've done most of the day is Rush AND squirt.
Still it was a beautiful duck, time I had it.

The boring bit also refers to the subject. Old Shrek's lugs have seen the light of day almost 1/2 doz times, the most recent being on the 10th last month. The poor thing got another mild bashing today and I thought that since it is the 1st of the 1st I'd try and document its first year of growth, this is within minutes of being knocked off.

The 10P piece, for size reference, is exactly the same diameter as a $0.25¢