Security?

WHAT security?!?
I have to admit - this is a 1st, but I was so gobsmacked/amused by the sight I couldn't resist the idea. Locals MAY recognise the shop but i removed their "Logo".
I WAS one day behind with Blipping - AND THEN - Donner und Blitzen trotting briskly North, paused long enough to go BBAANNGG!! once overhead, prior to trotting off in the direction of Carlisle. 
Result:-
No landline or Router from late afternoon Friday until mid a.m. "Today" (Tuesday)