TYKES DAY

Have a grand Yorkshire Day !
Yorkshiremen . . . or Tykes . . . need no excuse to enjoy this of all days . . . and share with you . . . The Declaration . . .
I, Riversider, being a native of and resident of Yorkshire declare:
That Yorkshire is three Ridings and the City of York with these boundaries of 1143 years standing
That the address of all places in these Ridings is Yorkshire
That all persons born therein or resident therein and loyal to the Ridings are Yorkshire men and women
That any person or corporate body which deliberately ignores or denies the aforementioned shall forfeit all claim to Yorkshire status.
These declarations made this Grand and Proper Yorkshire Day 2019.
Yorkshire Forever!
God Save the Queen!
(Followed by three cheers)