Two left feet

I am a monster
With two left feet
I have lotsa stripes
And really big teefs

My head is wonky
My arms are too long
Although my shoes are cool
I don't really belong

in the Monster Club
You see - I'm not scary
In fact, I'm a big feartie
And my owner is hairy

He made me himself
And gave me a home
By day, I'm a couch potato
But at night-time I roam

My monster bros and I
We party and sing
Get legless on monster juice
And gatecrash Burger King

We always get chucked oot
For causing too much noise
We try to crash Fatties
Me and my homeboys

At last we're in the club
Bring on the groovin' beats
I sit on the sidelines, watching them dance
I forgot - I have two left feets




(Yes, I know - it's bad.)