Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

MacSalvors

One f those places where you can buy anything from a huge anchor to a torpedo.
No I'm not joking. Out in the yard they have got everything the big boy in your mind wants. Here for example beside the old engine house is a white bathysphere, essential for Cornish seaside holidays. Put that on your trailer. If the Bathysphere upsets your 2.0 litre diesel's fuel consumption imagine what the grey lump beside it will do; it's solid metal, about a foot deep. It has at some time been attached to an object as ballast, well what else would you use it for. Behind these two is a channel marker, just the thing to keep the herons from your Koi Carp and if you refit the bell you can really piss orft annoy the neighbours. The interesting bits are to the bottom right. A yard full of tin pigs. Ore has been smelted down and the resulting metal made into ingots or pigs. They look like bricks, try lifting one. :-))

Now, how do I straighten the chimney in photoshop........where's the button I know there is one!

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